ALIENS ARE INVADING!!! We have eye witness evidence on Halloween night! Their leader is a navy alien in disguise as a weird teacher! We saw flashing lights in the sky!
How we know the “teacher” (known by the codename S.N.A.I.L – standing for stupid navy alien invasion leader) is an alien:
He LIKES giving out detentions
When he stares at you his eyes go all big and look like they’re going to pop out of his head
He says weird things, we even caught him talking to some girls in our form about fashion!!!
He’s old yet he walks around wearing gold-framed glasses at break and he once wore a leather jacket!!!
He’s always late because “he has to get to our form room from a far away classroom” more like he has to get back from the mothership!
If you know any other information about the alien or saw the mothership on Halloween, please comment!