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Bananas will one day rule the world…

BANANAS ARE BAD November 6, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Miranda @ 7:04 pm

Look at this article: http://fatladysingz.com/2008/04/12/did-you-bananas-are-bad/

SEE??? THEY’RE EVIL!!!

If that doesn’t convince you enough to stop eating bananas forever, maybe this TRUE STORY will…

Once upon a time there was a nice little school in a nice little village in a nice little country. One day a teacher called S.N.A.I.L (names are used to protect identities) joined the school, the teacher was very strict and found giving uniform detentions fun and loved maths. Not long after he’d joined he decided he wanted more power so he kidnapped some brainy people and held them hostage in the staff room.

 

He got the brainy people to program bananas so when people ate them it sent chemicals to their brains so that they were controlled by S.N.A.I.L, before you knew it S.N.A.I.L was ruling the world and made everyone worship him, anyone who didn’t have a perfect uniform was sent to jail forever. The only thing you were allowed to do was maths, he even deleted the internet! S.N.A.I.L was president of the world and a giant talking banana was vice president. People were very miserable but couldn’t do anything about it.

 

THE END!

 

SO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE STOP EATING BANANAS!!! IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD PEOPLE!!!

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One Response to “BANANAS ARE BAD”

  1. Fire Peny 88 Says:

    PLEASE DON’T EAT BANANAS, TOO MANY PEEPS HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SNAIL!


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